Despite two dissenting votes, the U.S. Supreme Court has definitively ruled that a jury can hear dead people.
Actually, they decided that a witness’s dying words are now admissible in court, which means attorneys finally have a case against those drapes that killed Oscar Wilde.
LOLZ, UR A DAG ;}
I had to look up “dag.” This must be how Andy Rooney feels when he reads email from anyone under 25.