2, 4, 6, 8, wearing clothes is what we hate

What’s wrong SG-ite? Feeling let down that one public display of nudity has been ended? Well, fret not! Naked bike protesters have begun striking in Denver—and once again, the Guys had to skip the festivities due to a severe banana seat injury we sustained a while ago.

But, you know, we’d really rather not go into details about that.