Thank God that the slogan for Xbox Live isn’t the same one that Nintendo uses for the Nintendo DS. Pedophilia via MySpace is so pasé. In other news, crazy attorney Jack Thompson was heard trying to link this event to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Penny Arcade could be heard saying “Yeah, we predict EVERYTHING!”
Month: March 2006
Terror threat to 2008 Beijing Olympics
Luckily, this problem will solve itself when the torch is lit.
Analysis: leg room is better than Hooters Girls
Not even double the amount of flotation devices could save the airline.
Today’s Italian cooking tip
One would think their diapers would work just as well.
Best &%$ing Headline of the Day At This Point
This blog can’t even read such symbols.
Best Headline of the Day At This Point
It’s the new British sensation!
Send more humane rat traps!
Is there anything that testicles can’t do for you?
It’s bacon … and worms
See the world, smell the fire on Deck 3
Aside from battling viruses and the usual sea sickness, a cruise ship is the way to go for a vacation. You get pampered, you get to drink in a bar they can’t kick you out of, you get to see the world, but the most important part of a cruise is the element of adventure. Where else can you fend off pirates and escape raging fires?
Where is your Xenu now??!!
There’s blood on your hands O.J. Simpson Robert Blake Tom Cruise!!!
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