This explains exactly why Tom Cruise was bouncing around like he had super speed. It appears that Xenu is all about suppressing our innate ability to have super powers.
Oh, and an inside joke for those that will get it:
Day: May 15, 2006
Does it deal with astronomy, religion or art?
Or is it the newest/oldest practical joke by those ca-raaaazy Amazonians? I look forward to the day when highways are uncovered and debated about as “archeological finds of the century”.
Mister Ed has been topped
Though not quite as good as a nuclear submarine, it‘ll do, nonetheless.
Fare and balanced reporting
Ever wanted to be something infinitely better than what you are? Some French cab drivers have all the luck.