Day: June 27, 2006

New Orleans has a drag queen gang. That in itself is enough of a punchline.

The head of the suspects was almostsortofkindofmaybe quoted as saying “I’m the Rupaul of this place!”

Four to go.

Let’s just say that this guy’s name makes making a joke about this too easy.

The smile squad at NASA does it again.

Is it an attack, or is it a neighborly attempt at a high-speed car wash?

Axl Rose is hungry. Yeah, sorry about that pun in the headline.

Key quote: “He was deemed too intoxicated to be questioned right away.”

What aren’t Bobby Brady and Chris Partridge telling us?

Boy George: I could, you know, put on a show. I’m a performer.

Judge: Yeah, I know. You know what would be super? Just rake some leaves.

With SARS, Mad Cow, Bird Flu, and this, our entire nation will probably be dead by the end of August. Approximately.