Actually, given the magnitude of what happened, it’s not even really enough to mash potatoes.
THE CROPS ARE SAVED! HUZZAH! IDAHO’S ECONOMIC LIFEBLOOD SURVIVES YET AGAIN!
Day: June 30, 2006
Dr. Jackson and Mr. Hyde
Ever wonder what happened to the Michael Jackson that fistfought gangs, destroyed public property and battled paternity claims?
He’s apparently moved on to Enron-esque corporate crime.
He’s bad!
No cure for you
Conservatives are waging a new war on abstracts: cancer cures for 11 to 12 year old girls.
Key quote: “‘This is not a communicable disease that would keep kids out of school like mumps or rubella,’ said Gerald Tirozzi, executive director of the National Assn. of Secondary School Principals, whose members include middle school and high school administrators” [emphasis mine].
Ominous Headline of the Day
Those NASA guys really are all doom and gloom, aren’t they?
The Scurry to the White House 2008
It’s never too early to start campaigning, even for a not-so-crazy guy whose only government office was Village Trustee in Garrett, Illinois.