Day: July 5, 2006

How to seperate the masses from one another #3954776.

They’re nature’s college students.

Be ready for some sketchy and generally unhappy people milling around today. The dice tables on Atlantic Avenue sidewalks are scheduled to open tonight at 10 p.m.

This is not a link to some other news item: this is a SeriouslyGuys exclusive news bulletin. I would suggest that you swallow any liquids in your mouth that could damage your monitor before reading further.

Is that coffee sip in Digestion Land now? Good.

Not one (1) channel broadcasted “1776” yesterday for our Independence Day. Perhaps it’s only in Alabama where they can’t handle all the “slavery-is-a-moral-disgrace-despite-its-economic-necessity-in-the-South” parts. I’d like to think it was aired somewhere, but I have DirectTV, so fat chance.

So if American television networks–networks that call themselves “National” and “American” like ABC and NBC–cannot salve my annual musical fix, then I submit that they must change their names, and the terrorists may or may not have won.