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Day: July 7, 2006

Move over, Jacko

There’s a new celebrity fondler in town. His name is Reedy Rip’It. He’s the mascot for the Greenville (South Carolina) Drive, a baseball team. Allegedly, Reedy can’t keep his flippers to himself.

This blog has many questions about this story. A frog mascot for a team called the Drive? And if Reedy grabs your mommy bag, do the suction cups on his flippers stick to you?

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Sensitive Headline of the Day

Or, why Santa is so emo.

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Can I get a whoop-whoop?

Today’s headline is brought to you by the 1950s. That’s The 1950s: no fun wars in Europe, but no hippies, neither.

Other diseases expected to become retro chic in London’s fashion district: dysentery, bubonic plague, rickets, and lumbago.

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Attention New Yorkers

You guys are the most creative attempted murderers in the country.

Side note: YIKES!

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