Day: July 10, 2006

Definitely. Especially since he’s alive and a fatality is rumored.

Jesus died for your boardwalk, and evidently people are thankful for it. You never know where you will see Him next. And yes, that is me in the foreground.

(Via Megan Stearns)

SeriouslyGuys is on the scene (via CNN) to bring you all the latest news on Tai Shan’s first birthday.

Apparently humans aren’t the only species afflicted with deadbeat dads:

“Tai Shan is aware of the scent of his father, Tian Tian, in a separate exhibit, and they are often in visual proximity of each other, but they do not look at each other at all, said Stevens.”

Certainly conflicting emotions on a little cub’s big day.

This is Rick Snee, SeriouslyGuys. Back to you, Bryan.

They all look alike to this blog. This sounds like some sort of bad novel idea.

Also, they may be twin brothers, but neither knows what a comb looks like.

But it’s good news for the rest of the world. Apparently Davy Jones has enough money in royalties after being portrayed in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.

“Hello. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my pappy. Prepare to drive.”

NASCAR drivers with six fingers on their right hand–for whatever reason–beware!

They’ll make you a baby you can’t refuse.

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Utah-based CleanFlicks, CleanFilms, and Play It Clean Video (a.k.a. Mormons) and other Midwest counterparts must now keep their filthy hands off of my all-American depravity.

Key quote: “The company would routinely edit content for homosexuality, ‘perversion’ and cohabitation – its version of Brokeback Mountain must have been a sight to see” [emphasis mine].

I guess he:

…lost his head (temporarily).
…got a-head in the electrician field.
…gave the press a piece of his mind.
…would probably lose his head (again) if it weren’t screwed on (or grounded properly).
…is really using his head now, for profit.

(Source credit–and blame–go out to Julie Brennan)