Day: July 11, 2006

Pointless? Perhaps. Awesome as anything? Easily. Welcome to the closest event to a bird taking flight…..with a man!

Hmmm…I guess that eventual movie should be named “Man on an ornithopter!” instead.

Yes, the day is more than halfway over, buttttttttt….all today, July 11, 7-11 will be handing out unlimited shot-glass sized samples of slurpees. Don’t miss out, and oh thank heaven.

It took them 40 years to figure this out?

Africa is finding out that the Jews are right. Sorry Jesus.

Lesser people may think this is the end of men. Fortunately, pickle jars are still near impossible to open.

Texas court rules that it’s okay to be kinky, but not with Grandma.

Pack my bags; I know where I’m moving.

Really, that’s all that needs to be said.

Unlike this blog, other blogs actually accomplish things, like obtain houses in Canada.

Besides needing more to do, Virginia’s government continues the war on Christianity.

Let’s face it: if the Almighty intended gender equality, He would have made women buoyant.

Pimp.

“Did I mention I know a lot about chemistry?”