Day: July 13, 2006

Police said D.C. crime is rampant. Said D.C. journalists, “We know that.”

Where the elected officials haven’t changed in 130 years. Neither have the voters.

Stay the heck away from Indiana and their Amish popping corn.

Homeland Security sure pulled a fast one on blue-state New York.

Rock trends are getting stranger and stranger these days.

Quite possibly of the whole year.

Congratulations Milwaukee-you just lost your safe-driving record discounts.

Who needs the Wu Tang Clan? Prehistoric Australia ain’t nuttin’ ta f wit’.

Of course, this news piece also gives new insight into the cad that was Donald Duck.

All in all, I’d say this was a good day for most.

Sometimes, just sometimes, the press finds just the right source for a topic. This is one of those times.

A German chastizing us about prisons? Awk-ward.

Perhaps after dinner, he can talk about which religion is right.