Katrina apparently knocked some spirituality into Mr. T as well. Somewhere the rest of the A-Team is crying though.
Key Quote: “Yes, I am qualified to beat people up. But I am pretty intelligent.”
Day: July 14, 2006
Scurry to Anchorage ‘06
In Alaska, the gubernatorial race has taken a few strange turns. There is now a golden retriever in the race. The dog’s name is Brinkley, and Brinkley’s owner needs a hobby.
And yes, this really is a real story.
Pun time:
–There’s one candidate who’s sure to fetch a lot of votes.
–Talk about wagging the dog.
–When Brinkley sees pork politics, he screams, IT’S BACON!
–Bet on this dog in the race.
–This is one dogged campaign.
It’s shilling time
I suppose that I have no scruples. The Sci-Fi Channel has the entire pilot for The Amazing Screw-On Head on its website. Get at least halfway through the show, and it’s pure money. After watching it today, I wholeheartedly support the show, as David Hyde Pierce is a show stealer. And a zombie.
Coincidentally enough, it’s not too different of a role from what he played in Frasier.
A-B-C … D-R-U-N-K
Mommy, can I not go to school today? I have one vicious hangover. Apparently the words “after school special” mean something different to these kids.
Key Quote: “CHILDREN as young as eight are turning up at school with hangovers.”
iLate
Well look who finally decided to show up? Way to be on the cutting edge, Microsoft.
Scurry to the Capitol ‘06
Surveys are saying more Americans plan to vote for Democrats in the fall. Then again, that is until the Democratic Party implodes itself for the millionth time.
Great Idea of the Day
Booze delivered right to your door.
(On phone) “Yeah, I’d like the special on Jack Daniel’s. Does that come with ice?”
Why it be a good life on the Chesapeake Bay
Scroll down to the bottom o’ this page and find out, mateys!
South Park dodges "Tom Cruise stink"
This press conference is why Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve your praise, idolization, and virgin daughters (I plan to have three, so we can each have one).
Key quote: “Stone said they dodged the news media back in May when the ‘Trapped’ episode was scrubbed because ‘you didn’t want to be in a headline with him and start getting that Tom Cruise stink on you,’ even though they were on the other side of the argument.”
Purina postpones new "Triple Crown" product line
This horse only won the first leg (heh) of the Triple Crown. For those playing at home, that means he lost. Even Meat Loaf agrees with me. Why they’re trying so hard to save this loser is beyond me: fragile studs make fragile offspring, and this sport ain’t NASCAR.
Rant aside, The Horse Who Lived dodged the reaper again, so the bidding war continues.