Leaving old stickers on your car is one thing, those are tough to get off, but this is going a little far. Even for Nader.
Day: July 17, 2006
Partyline 9-1-1
It would appear that abusing the 9-1-1 system was not a thought in her head at all. What was? Abusing a deputy.
Zut Alor!
Lance Armstrong: taking it to the French and proving that just because you have one ball doesn’t make you less of a man.
Important news
Enough about politics, war, the economy and so on, it’s time for the news that really matters.
From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: July 17
It has come to this blog’s attention that many of you dear, misinformed readers believe we’ve been at the news game for 5 months. In truth, we have always been THE source for the inane, bizzare, and typographically-erroneous since the early days of papyrus and clay tablets. Heck, we’re tougher and farther-reaching than Opus Dei, the Knights Templar, and Red Cross combined.
To remedy this grievous misconception, we present a new feature: From the SeriouslyGuys Vault.
Saterday, July 17, 1790
Mercantilifm Enventor cashed out
Adam Smythe, who changed Wyrlde Economicks with His Booke, The Welthe of Nations, dyed. His Remaines were shipped to England for finale procefing.
Sunday, July 17, 1938
Headline of the Day (and maybe Century)
Aviation nincompoop Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan missed California by almost 6,000 miles!
Thursday, July 17, 1952
Attention Germans
We decoded this message on our original 1890 Ouija board:
“Deutchlund, rejoice! The Beachjogger is born, who shall arrive in spoken chariot to redeem your culture from the dark days of world war and division.”
Misleading Headline of the Day
If the Big Guy sends one of those Japanese steakhouse chefs, too, then maybe they’ll all sit at the same table.
Creative law enforcement
You’ve got to hand it to the Aussies, they know how to disperse a crowd. It worked when we tried it on Manuel Noriega, too. The blog thinks it might also incite a riot.
Key quote: “But some people living near the park are less than enthralled. They say the barrage of ‘Copacabana,’ ‘Could It Be Magic’ and ‘Que Sera Sera,’ blasting from 9 p.m. to midnight every Friday, Saturday and Sunday is driving them crazy.”
Nobody likes a tattle-tale, G8
The world, in this blog’s unqualified opinion, would be a better place if more politicians were potty mouths.
By “better place,” we mean “more entertaining.”