Day: July 19, 2006

That fish is either a member of the X-Men or a scientific experiment waiting to happen. Either way, it’s gonna need braces.

I’m pretty sure that I would never want to be handed a prize by anyone that has to do with the event. Ever.

Think again.

In other news, it is most decidedly hot for those stuck in traffic on the Capital Beltway with no air conditioners or functional driver’s side windows.

And did anyone even notice that I hung up my column today?

Failed rock n’ roller, Governor Mike Huckabee wants to pardon a 31-year-old misdemeanor traffic violation.

Since kicking out certain undesirables, Arkansas’s biggest problem is bad press at Stones shows.

Key quote: “Huckabee plays bass guitar in a band called Capitol Offense that performed for the Republican National Convention in 2004 in New York City.”

This blog cannot make this crap up.

For those of you that did see X3 in theaters, my many sympathies for the state that your eyes must still be in. Nonetheless, you may have caught a wonderful line spoken by Vinnie Jones as he was crashing through a wall: “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”. For the six of you that haven’t seen the original video, this was originally created by some fans dubbing over a cartoon from the 90’s X-Men cartoon series. Recently, the same creators have made a sequel to the first video….and it is made of awesome. Without further ado, SeriouslyGuys now presents(thanks to YouTube) to our readers the complete “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” saga. Warning: the language present in all the videos makes these ridiculously NSFW.

The Juggernaut Bitch

J2: Juggment Day – Part 1 of 2

J2: Juggment Day – Part 2 of 2

Conflicting with previous medical reports, beta carotene is not actually good for your eyes.

This article was brought to you by the Commission For–no, Against–wait, For Eggs.

John Cusack has a stalker.

Police have one suspect in custody.