Day: July 24, 2006

Yet further evidence that humans and apes share a common ancestor.

Question of the Day: How do you pronounce the last name “Fuchs?”

Where you don’t catch the fish, the fish catch you. There’s a big difference here. When the fish, at least off the coast of Bermuda, catch you, they seem to employ a catch-and-release policy.

Further evidence that fish taste way better than humans. This blog will go out on a limb and refuse to condone the eating of people.

Now that this silly little game will finally disappear from our cable services, let’s never speak of it again for two reasons:

1) Soccer is wholly and unequivocally not American.

2) Soccer has killed and will most likely kill again.

Yours truly may become obsessed with this show. Reports tomorrow on its addictiveness.

Pronouns and verbs were declared illegal in Australia earlier today.

Ouch.

… And then promptly be a new target for Internet embarrassment.

Attention, true believers: Stan Lee will be in Spider-Man 3.

Key quote: “I have a cameo in it, and I think it’s my best cameo,” said the 83-year-old Marvel Comics master. “That’s probably the high point of the movie. After that, you know, it’s all a letdown.”

That is all. As you were, nerds.

UPDATE: Tobey Maguire versus Topher Grace? Since when were comic books about geek fights?

Then it took your sex.