Day: August 10, 2006

Apparently, guilt burns the mouth. Personally, I’d rather have my mouth burned by guilt than my colon burned by a Taco Bell chicken burrito.

I blame City Slickers.

Side note: Should any readers send this blog a mini-cow, the Guys will name it Baron von Salisbury.

Note to all women: You can’t become priests or the Catholic Church will excommunicate you. However, if priests want to get married to women, there seems to be a loophole.

Word of the Day: Womenpriests.

They’re getting younger. Now the line between baby fat and just plain fat is blurred even further.

This obesity problem has officially crossed the line. That’s why this blog is going to be the first to get tough on child obesity.

Hey babies, quit sucking on your mother’s booby and get exercising! Your lazy days are over, chubby. Crying will not convince us otherwise. Now get on that treadmill!

Oh, that’s right, you can’t even walk.

These two ladies have reminded the nation that “mother” is only half a word.

There’s only one bad mother worse than these tw–

–Shut your mouth.

This blog’s just talkin’ ’bout Shaft!

We can dig it.

The U’s of S and K may be issuing terror alerts, but Spain has bigger fish to fry.

SeriouslyGuys apologizes profusely and disingenuously for the previous pun.

The worst threat to the planet, environmentalism and the fight to prevent global warming … is Al Gore.

Until his documentary, global warming was treated as a somewhat scary, if not viable, threat to life as we know it. Now it’s a political debate.

Doesn’t this guy realize everything he touches turns to crap?

Better proof to invest in a face-mask.

Key Quote: “Hitmen coach and owner Jim Terry said the arrest won’t affect Clarett’s status with the team. He added that he’s seen “far worse situations” than Clarett’s.“

That’s right, a minor league football coach has seen firsthand at least a worse situation than a guy getting caught with the equivalent to an assault rack in his SUV.

(Courtesy of Alex Hicks)

Now you don’t. Coincidentally enough, those that turn invisible wouldn’t be seeing a whole lot either.