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Day: August 11, 2006

Moment of silence

Let us all mourn the passing of Fred the tabby cat, better known as “Undercover Kitten.” According to Associated Press, Fred was killed in a traffic accident.

Key quote: “The district attorney’s office said that Fred had been ‘preparing for a new career in education ….'”

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Bad mothers, part II

Who says porn movies aren’t based somewhat on reality?

He may be a complicated man, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have sex with a 15-year-old girl “about 20 times over two months.”

Shaft!

Right on.

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Saved by the Bell: The Poor Years

It seems Dustin Diamond can’t get a break these days. First, he is forced to sell T-shirts to save his about-to-be-foreclosed house, now he’s getting attacked by women who break into his hotel room.

It just goes to show you, even the smart kid you graduated with may not end up succeding in life. Buy a shirt, people. What would Zack Morris do?

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iPod: getting teens laid update

Despite the latest depraved songs blaring through iPods, teens are actually doing it less.

Porky’s was such a lie.

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Time to burn all those letters

This blog was unaware that these shows were even still being made. For our money, “Cheaters” is much more entertaining.

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Planes, trannies and lip gloss

This blog predicts mug shots of Sandra Bernhardt any day now.

Which raises a question about Hollywood: what if they planned a protest, but nobody showed up?

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