Jurassic Park–but with mammals
Posted on August 15, 2006
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First they made a mouse from thousands of years ago with ancient DNA, now it looks like they’re going to try for a woolly mammoth. In theory, you could be seeing one of these things in real life in just a few years.
New pick-up line: “Hey baby, wanna see my woolly mammoth? It’s been dormant since the ice age.”
Written by Bryan McBournie
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Snuffalumpagus! My favorite delusion generated by a six-foot-tall yeller bird.
When are they going to resurect
a seven foot yellow bird so the cloned mammoth can learn the number 7 and the letter Q.