David Copperfield told reporters today that he has found the Fountain of Youth. He was serious about it, too. Looks like we won’t be getting rid of him any time soon. Let’s hope David Blane doesn’t learn the secret.
Somewhere, Juan Ponce de León is rolling over in his grave.
This is (seriously) breaking news. There’s good news and there’s bad news.
Good news: Morgan Creek Productions is planning a third Ace Ventura movie. It will be the first in nearly 12 years when it comes out.
Bad news: In the vein of such classics as Dumb and Dumberer and Son of the Mask, comes a Jim Carrey-free Ace Ventura movie. Apparently it involves Ace’s son.
Ug.
Private Harry Farr was one of 306 British soldiers sentenced to death until he was recently granted a pardon by Parliament.
Farr had seen countless numbers of his fellow soldiers cut down by enemy fire in the two years he served. He was admitted to a hospital for five months for psychiatric evaluation. Farr was reported as being so traumatized he could not hold a pen in his hand.
When Farr was ordered to rejoin his unit, he lost it. Refusing to rejoin his unit, Farr was court martialed and convicted of cowardice. News of the pardon comes as great relief for Farr’s supporters.
There’s only one problem: Farr was executed in 1916.
To achieve it, all you have to do is switch yours.
What’s really creepy for me is a friend of mine knows people like this. Heebie-jeebies, ladies and gents.
According to Thailand’s top official in the Ministry of Information and Communications Technology, a lot of this planet loves Thailand’s foreign affairs too.
And when I mean, I mean loooooooooove.
I hear men have this same problem with hats. This blog would like to reiterate that we’ve always advocated going without one.
In other breast related news, an implant a day can keep the shrapnel away.
You know what American politics needs? More hypocrisy.
This blog will endorse anyone* ballsy enough to campaign in a Prius.
*Offer invalid for any Green Party candidates.
Witches: they’re back, they’re in South Africa and the Catholic Church is not amused.
Apparently, neither is God.
As Bryan McBournie previously reported, this olde wyrlde menace is turning into a global pandemic. This blog urges you forget West Nile, Bird Flu and Mad Cow.
Apparently witchdoctors are not the medical experts they claim to be. One guy in Peru took a potion for better luck and ended up dying.
This blog thinks that’s the exact opposite.
Looks like a certain dirty old man is due for another identity crisis.
