Day: August 21, 2006

K-Fed performs. In fact, he closed the Teen Choice Awards, talk about ending on a sour note.

Following the Pope’s blessing on comedy, Benedict now asks workaholics to take a time out.

He suggests making room for “prayer and contemplation.”

Now that scandal is rocking cricket (aka: baseball for nancies and Abercrombie models), their international governing body may need to install new rules. Most notably:

Section 12, subheading 33, paragraph 45. Do not tamper with the balls of an irate nuclear power.

Rap music has finally caught up with rock’s moshing.

This blog welcomes Busta “Ron Artest” Rhymes to the glorious world of fan-bashing.

Remember that fossilized early human they thought was a real-life hobbit? Turns out he was a “disabled caveman.”

This, of course, means that he was able to park his dingo in all the best spots.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, dolphins are actually quite stupid. This blog thinks it’s about time those things had their uppance come. They’ve been dominating the animal world for publicity (along with dogs) for decades. It’s no wonder they were always getting caught in tuna nets.

Now that the media are attempting a regime change in the Animal Kingdom, here are some headlines we are sure to see:

“Baby seals have it coming to them, say Canadian clubsmen”

“Survey: no one cares about the tree frog, rainforest”

“Hey monkeys, if you’re so like humans, why are you in that cage?”