It’s not like the rest of the U.S., the state fair may be the best proof of that. They have a cricket-spitting contest. Be sure to stop by for the cockroach races and live animal veterinary demonstrations.
This blog can hear the slice of the hedge clippers and squeal of the dogs now.
Apparently, our Founding Fathers knew the importance of double entendres, sexual innuendo, and smutty signs from the beginning.
Who wants Whitney Houston to say “I will always love you” to him? The answer could surprise you. OK, the answer will definitely surprise you, and yes, it is real. If it doesn’t shock you, you just might be a threat.
Side note: The world has officially taken a turn for the weird.
And while we’re on the topic of pop culture and the downfall of society, let’s talk about another bad habit: getting pregnant.
Rap music, that terror from Africa, has been blamed once again for getting teens knocked up.
Fortunately, the record labels are already working to kill that image.
There’s only one sure way to stop smokers.
… Or you could take away their cartoons.
However, this blog thinks the measures to censor smoking tackle only a smaller problem compared to a recent looming threat: animals imitating cartoon violence. He’s no Rocky Raccoon, jack.
Most of the time, television news is not worth watching. But every now and then it gets exciting.
For example, a news broadcast in Sweden treated viewers to a Czech porn movie for five minutes. Talk about giving great headlines.
(Yes, it’s safe for work.)
