Day: August 23, 2006

It had to be the antidepressant rant. It’s one thing to be a crazy person in Hollywood, but don’t make the other people in Hollywood uncomfortable.

British farmers have way too much free time on their hands. They claim that their cows have regional accents. This would explain why New England cows have a tendency to say “wicked.”

Side note: This story wins Caption of the Year at this point.

Apparently they’re not too keen on wanting to see a naked and very pregnant Britney Spears. This blog would like to pledge its brotherhood to Japan for coming to terms with a realization like this. Sake for all!

Next to add to the list of things too sexy to advertise on taxis: vodka.

We rarely shill products here on SeriouslyGuys, but sometimes we feel we have to. We know you have a lot of choices of bread for your sandwiches. Today, why not try Bimbo bread? Mmmm, taste the Bimbo!

If you were going to court for a DUI, you’d probably need a few drinks, too.

If there’s anything this blog salutes, it’s tenacity.

Just the facts, ma’am.

Do you want to call your friends but wish someone else would do it for you? Do you wish you sounded more like Samuel L. Jackson?

Now you can have Jackson call whoever you want for you. This might be the greatest thing the Internet has ever given us.

Thanks to a government error, 230,000 Medicare recipients are getting a refund on their monthly premiums.

Now is a good time to hit Grandpa up for some booze money.

Chug supports “Snakes on a Plane.” Chug thinks that everyone should go out and see this movie. Chug thinks that you should clap during the movie and hiss while sitting through the trailers. Chug does NOT condone this kind of behavior in the slightest.