Day: August 30, 2006

And apparently, neither does a fifth grade teacher.

Hardline conservatism and latch-key parenting: keeping vile things such as fine art away from our children so that we can go back to letting more wholesome things, like television, parent them.

Put it into perspective with other things in Australia.

This blog would like to help people fight with such evil things such as high gas prices with STD Defenders, the game. Remember, the safest form of game playing is abstinence. Or the WASZ key control and movement configuration.

Just remember: if it’s on the Internet, it HAS to be be true.

This blogger would like to give a shout out to his college freshman year RA, an American frat guy that just happens to be traversing around China. Tee-hee.

If women spend two-and-a-half years on their hair in a lifetime, then that means men spend two-and-a-half-years waiting to finally go out.

This blog suggests working on a convincing facial expression to match that delivery of “you look fine.”

Ever wonder what women talk about in the ladies’ room? Well Kyra Phillips, anchor of CNN’s “Live From…” talks about her marriage and her brother’s marriage–at least she did this morning.

In fact, she talked about it at length over CNN’s live broadcast of President George Bush’s speech in New Orleans, not knowing that her microphone was still on. The scoop: good men are out there, in Phillips’ opinion.

Lt. Frank Drebin could not be reached for comment.

The U.S. Supreme Court could be meeting up with Kenneth Starr very soon over a case whose time has clearly come: can high school students in Alaska hold up signs during the torch run for the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics?

More so, can the signs read, “Bong Hits 4 Jesus?”

We try to give our readers what they want: stories about free speech, Christian beliefs and pot. Clearly, they are all issues that go hand-in-hand.

We here at SG are always trying to degrade make fun of inspire humanity. That’s why we bring you two bits of good news to start off your day this morning:

Jessica Simpson is ordered to shut up.

Paris Hilton’s album is not selling very well.

Perhaps there is something right in this world after all. Now go smile.