MasterChugs Theater: ‘Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky’
Posted on September 29, 2006
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In cinema history, there are some movies that make their audience treasure the life that they have, yielding smiles or tears. Some movies make us laugh. Others have been known to renew our faith in the indomitable spirit of humanity.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky is the type of movie that makes the audience go “THAT WAS [CENSORED] INCREDIBLE!” and for good reason, too. If you’ve ever seen the old Daily Show where they show the loop of the head being smashed, you’ll know what to expect from this movie. For good martial arts, look elsewhere. For a good plot, look elsewhere. For some of the most outlandish gore around, step inside! Be prepared, as the movie being reviewed this week is not for the week of stomach.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorNailed
Posted on September 29, 2006
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A London woman recently won the Guinness world record for longest fingernails. The 65-year old woman’s nails have not been clipped since 1979, they reach 24 feet, seven inches.
This blog is going to guess that trips to the bathroom with her are very gingerly accomplished.
Written by Bryan McBournieBest Headline of the Day at This Point
Posted on September 29, 2006
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It was only a matter of time. Perhaps she’ll be able to have a padded stripper pole to remind her of her yesteryears.
Google News–giving us access to headlines that most guys people wouldn’t normally have.
You don’t know art: foreign edition
Posted on September 29, 2006
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In SG’s continuing crusade to bring to you, our reader(s), news from the world of education and art, we give you a story from … the socially repressed nation of China? Involving nudity? Wha??!!
SeriouslyGuys may not be able to accurately tell you the difference between the Mona Lisa, a painting, and the Mona Lisa, a sandwich, but we can say this: 56 year old college professors are not pieces of art.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorIron Man today, Broke Man tomorrow
Posted on September 29, 2006
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Being able to go to gun show whenever you’d like? An opportunity for the ages.
I still want jet boots.
UPDATE: In other Iron Man news ….
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorWho doesn’t love the TSA?
Posted on September 29, 2006
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According to CNN, a man who wrote “Kip Hawley [Transportation Security Administration director] is an idiot” on a plastic bag holding his toiletries was detained at an airport.
Ryan Bird said he wrote it as a political statement. Bird was held for 25 minutes at a security checkpoint before he was deemed safe to fly.
In related news, the TSA has no sense of humor.
Written by Bryan McBournieHeadline of the Day Probably Written By My Girlfriend
Posted on September 28, 2006
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Who really believes scientists, anyway?
Written by Bryan McBournieOakland’s war on animals
Posted on September 28, 2006
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The fight back against our animal enemies has spread to Oakland, Calif. and has taken a weird turn as well.
Residents of East Oakland found a dead, 400-pound llama abandoned in their neighborhood. The animal was covered with a tarp. Authorities are baffled as to where the animal came from, how it died or why it was abandoned in Oakland.
Though llamas are considered less of a threat than stingrays or chickens, they are still guilty of harboring ill will toward humans. And for that, they must be punished.
Written by Bryan McBournieYou know you’ve had a bad week when
Posted on September 28, 2006
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You read your own obituary in the newspaper. What makes it even worse is that someone with the same name has claimed for decades his greatest accomplishment that was actually yours.
Then again, you do have the satisfaction of dancing on said impostor’s grave.
This is what happened to the writer of the “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” song. Naturally, this has gotten a lot of attention from friends and family.
Key quote: “‘This is not a game. I am who I am and I’m proud of who I am. But these phones don’t stop with people calling thinking I’m dead.’“
Written by Bryan McBournieSurgeons in space
Posted on September 28, 2006
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A team of French doctors recently performed the first zero-gravity surgery. The surgeons removed a cyst from a man’s arm as the plane they were on went in and out of zero-gravity.
Great, there’s an important scientific achievement.
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