Beerfest starts out with a disclaimer warning the audience not to try this it at home. Why is this? Because you’ll die, that’s why. They have a point. Imitating the actions of the characters, or even build a drinking game behind this maddeningly uproarious, sud-soaked comedy aimed straight at the frat boy set (or just about anyone that likes to laugh), is to invite mortal peril, or at least a ridiculously bad hangover. With that in mind, let us please neglect to point out that this movie reviewer goes by the name of “Chugs.”
Day: September 8, 2006
Attention Cat Stevens fans
Still waiting for that follow-up album? Can you even name a Cat Stevens song? The 30-year wait for more material is nearly over. Yusuf Islam, the Islamic convert formerly Cat Stevens, plans to release a comeback album.
Just remember, the man who once sang “Peace Train” is still on the federal government’s no-fly list. He is still, clearly, a threat to the civilized world and will undoubtedly unleash pain on the world with more of his songs.
You’ve been warned.
Porn takes a back seat to business
International business, e-commerce, and porn news all in one? And it’s worksafe news? Who would’ve thought it possible?
And yes, there was a definitely a pun intended in the headline.
That’s a lot of singles to hand out
Who knew Guinness even recorded stuff like this?
With liberty and prostitution for all!
Romania to the world: “Keep your STD’s out of our country. We’ll cultivate our own batch, thank you.”
Misleading Headline of the Day
Headline of the Day At This Point
In both the world of sexual harassment and rejection, no means no.
Rich bartender update
Cindy Keinow, the Applebee’s bartender in Kansas who got a $10,000 received her money after it turned out to be the real deal. The down side is she only got $6,300 after taxes.
For those of you playing along at home, that means taxes take away 37 percent of your income.