Sweden’s recently-formed Pirate Party failed to gain one percent of the vote in a parliamentary election yesterday.
This blog be a might unsure if this be a hoax or not. So we set sail fer Wikipedia, where it seems to be true. There really be a Pirate Party in Sweden. Not only that, me hearties, but there be one in the U.S.! YAAAAARRRRRRR!
This be a glorious day, indeed. Sail on, scallywags!
Sure, Snakes on a Plane may have entered movie theaters a month ago, but the joke is not yet dead. We here at SeriouslyGuys plan on being there when the final coffin nail is driven. Might might just be holding the hammer. (WARNING: Do not attempt these metaphors at home. The prose you see here is done by trained professionals who have emergency crews standing by at all times.)
Traffic in York, Pennsylvania slowed as a 6-foot long snake hissed at passing cars. The snake then slithered under a man’s car and wrapped itself around the chassis. That’s right, it was SNAKES ON A CHASSIS!
But who would have thought it used in Utah?
To tell the truth, I could really go for a nude beach right now. YAAARRRGGGHHH!
Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day. The Guys be a-wishin’ ye a merry one, and be sure to pillage many a fine booty!
YARRRGGGHHH!!!
It seems one in 10 of you are in denial. This blog has long had a wary eye on you for ages.
