Texas Justice!

It’s not a show anymore–it’s real life, baby.

There’s nothing more heartening than nearly a whole town working together for a single purpose … well, except when that purpose is lynching. Which this totally wasn’t! Unless violence toward pedophiles becomes the new pro-racist attitude.

The growing chicken threat

We’ve all eaten them. We’ve all feared getting avian flu from them, too. Now we have something else to fear: chickens with four legs. Not only do these creatures reach maturity in a matter of weeks, but they are adapting their useless wings to grow claws to attack us with! It’s time we strike back, folks.

Then again, that does mean twice as many drumsticks per chicken.