Do you want to re-live the 80s but don’t have enough money for the drugs? Is Red Bull just not giving you the energy you need? Try Cocaine!
No, not that cocaine. Cocaine–the legal drink. It claims to be 350 percent stronger than Red Bull and other energy drinks, and the effects last for five hours.
Side effects may include: Nose bleeds, chewing of inner lip, memory loss, weight loss and friendship with Kate Moss. If any of these symptoms last for three days or more, call your doctor.
The schoolteacher still doesn’t know what “art” really is. The school trustees do hope that the new one will.
Forsooth! Yon Madden jinx strikes again!
In other news (not really), Mike Holmgren continues to enjoy eating babies with soy sauce drizzled over them. But not Fembots from Austin Powers movies.
According to BBC News, Jack Neal has an unusual taste in cars. Recently, he bought a pink Nissan Figaro on eBay. His mother was not pleased.
You see, Neal is three years old.
As some of you may already know, after our coverage yesterday of the threat chickens pose against the human race, BirdFluBreakingNews.com added us to their list of “The most Informative, interesting & controversial, Avian Flu, H5N1 Blogs.”
That’s right, SeriouslyGuys is now also your source for the latest for informative, interesting and controversial information on the world’s impending doom–also referred to as bird flu.
Carry on, BirdFluBreakingNews.com, see you when the birds rise up against us. This blog will be the one with a shotgun in one hand and a flask in the other.
Also in the SG mailbag this week is a little note of thanks from the U.S. Pirate Party (PPUS) for mentioning them. Nbx909, of PPUS writes:
“Dear Seriously Guys,
Thank you for your interest in the Pirate Party of the United States and sorry for the delayed reply. I would like to inform you that there is going to be a big public meeting to discuss objectives, budget, positions, and etc of the US pirate party on Tuesday 26th at 6 CDT(7EDT, 23:00 zulu (UTC)) via IRC at irc.echel0n.net channel #USPirateParty or via an applet at
http://pirate-party.us/irc/index.html.
The PPUS Info team“
Please, nbx909, you are far too gracious.
According to Reuters, a Guatemalan prison was just taken over by the military after ten years of the inmates running the prison. The inmates had set up laboratories to make drugs and alcohol to sell and lived in luxurious houses. The leader, a convicted murderer, made $25,000 a month trafficking inside the prison.
Also reported was the slicing of garlic so thin that it would liquefy in the pan with just a little oil.
