Day: September 27, 2006

First we had news of Keith Richards acting as a drunk pirate.

Then we had news of Chevy Chase performing as a drunk Mel Gibson clone.

Now we have Paris Hilton as a drunk driver.

Oh wait … you mean she’s not acting?

They are just like us, they have the same interests as us and yet they lead by example. They are our ideal and they would never take advantage of our money.

Then again, if you want to find a vice cop in Hillsborough County, Florida, you may not want to check the donut shops anymore.

Here’s something to look forward to this fall: Chevy Chase appearing on Law & Order as a Gibson-esque drunken celebrity who gets pulled over and goes on an anti-semetic rant.

It’s official. These guys have been on the air so long they ran out of ideas.

-Just like The Rolling Stones, it seems that one man still may not get his satis-fact-iooooon. (Possibly may be NSFW due to technical language)

–Breaking news in Bangkok somehow involves new and wacky forms of Ukranian bed-dancing. No jokes to be made here people.

–Superman of the silver age of comics wasn’t exactly a nice guy.

Keith Richards seems to have located where the rum went to recently on the set of the third installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

According to FOXNews, Richards, who makes a cameo in the movie as Capt. Jack Sparrow’s father, was left alone to prepare for his big scene. We all know what that means. Richards came out of his trailer, clearly inebriated and finding it hard to maintain balance.

In order to keep him upright during the filming, director Gore Verbinski had to hold Richards by the skins.

Key quote: “‘You’ve got to keep straight,’ Verbinski told him.

‘If you’d wanted straight, then you got the wrong man,’ Richards replied huskily.“