Day: September 29, 2006

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky’

In cinema history, there are some movies that make their audience treasure the life that they have, yielding smiles or tears. Some movies make us laugh. Others have been known to renew our faith in the indomitable spirit of humanity.

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky is the type of movie that makes the audience go “THAT WAS [CENSORED] INCREDIBLE!” and for good reason, too. If you’ve ever seen the old Daily Show where they show the loop of the head being smashed, you’ll know what to expect from this movie. For good martial arts, look elsewhere. For a good plot, look elsewhere. For some of the most outlandish gore around, step inside! Be prepared, as the movie being reviewed this week is not for the week of stomach.

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You don’t know art: foreign edition

In SG’s continuing crusade to bring to you, our reader(s), news from the world of education and art, we give you a story from … the socially repressed nation of China? Involving nudity? Wha??!!

SeriouslyGuys may not be able to accurately tell you the difference between the Mona Lisa, a painting, and the Mona Lisa, a sandwich, but we can say this: 56 year old college professors are not pieces of art.

Who doesn’t love the TSA?

According to CNN, a man who wrote “Kip Hawley [Transportation Security Administration director] is an idiot” on a plastic bag holding his toiletries was detained at an airport.

Ryan Bird said he wrote it as a political statement. Bird was held for 25 minutes at a security checkpoint before he was deemed safe to fly.

In related news, the TSA has no sense of humor.