Electronic seagoing vessel news of the day
Posted on October 31, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Yarrgh! They may not be sailing the blue oceans, but they still continue to do battle with the scurvy land-lubbers known as Microsoft.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorInternet: serious crime
Posted on October 31, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
In an age of drugs, murder, extortion, embezzlement, and prostitution, where’s crime located in China? Internet cafes. The Triad has officially become lame.
Won’t somebody think of the children?
Alcoholics of the world, rejoice!
Posted on October 31, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Soon, you too shall be able to live full and healthy lives yet again. Three cheers for disposable organs!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorHeadline of the Day At This Point
Posted on October 31, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Really, it’s self explanitory.
They think they found Blackbeard’s ship, the Queen Anne’s Revenge and they are planning on excavating it. Who are “they?” Most likely other pirates.
Written by Bryan McBournieHoly s–t, Batman
Posted on October 31, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Hey! Everyone! Come to Miami! We’re playing with poop!
I guess real animals are considered too dangerous for exhibits now.
Written by Rick SneeSt. Louis update
Posted on October 31, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Did you think we were kidding about St. Louis and violence? This town’s so tough that when you ask for Jesus, the police arrange a meeting for you.
This story is also in the running for Most Direct Headline of the Day.
Written by Rick SneeTip for the residents of St. Louis
Posted on October 30, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Sure, you may have just won the World Series, but it might be time to considering moving elsewhere in the country.
In other news, there’s a town called Brick?
Written by Bryan McBournieThe rise and fall of international business in the U.S.
Posted on October 30, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Condom factories in the Alabama fight to stay alive even with foreign aid and a lot of pork. No, not as in porking, but as in pork barrel politics, but this blog guesses that the world will never run out of either one.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorIn Soviet Russia, Halloween celebrates you!
Posted on October 30, 2006
Filed Under Regular Post | Leave a Comment |
Clearly, it’s a bad case of fundamentalists poisoning the town vodka supply.
As such, this blog recommends that the Russians drink more. A lot more.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorThe McBournie Minute: Hot dog eating
Posted on October 30, 2006
Filed Under McBournie Minute | 1 Comment |
Note: The McBournie Minute is a new weekly feature appearing Mondays.
Yesterday I was spending my Sunday afternoon doing exactly what every guy enjoys doing: shopping at Macy’s with the girlfriend.
One of the cleverest things about Macy’s is they have TVs outside the changing rooms on ESPN. They know guys are going to be waiting out there and want to keep then entertained. The entertainment I had for the afternoon was a re-run of the 2006 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest.
These guys eat hot dogs for 12 minutes. One guy was wearing Ultimate Warrior-esque face paint. It was sponsored by Alka-Seltzer. Awesome.
I watched as American Joey “Jaws” Chestnut took on eight-time champ Takeru Kobayashi, who is Japanese. The crowd roared as Chestnut and Kobayashi went back and forth, one pulling ahead, then the other. I secretly cheered for Chestnut.
I was amazed more than anything about the fans of this sport. Aside from the fact that it’s a sport at all. There are leagues for this kind of thing. The contest was followed by another contest involving hamburgers, followed, of course, by figure skating.
Check out the hot dog eating contest.
Written by Bryan McBournie keep looking ยป