Day: October 4, 2006

Ever wanted to be the inspiration of a cat fight? Former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker had the pleasure of that recently when his ex-wife, former beauty queen Shanna Moakler, allegedly attacked Paris Hilton at a nightclub recently.

Hilton is rumored to have broken her vow of chastidy for one year with Barker only weeks after his divorce was finalized. How does Barker, a guy who always sports the just-rolled-out-of-bed-and-still-confused look, get this kind of notoriety?

Key quote: “Moakler contends she exchanged mere profanities with Hilton, at which point Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos emerged from the entourage, bent Moakler’s wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down some stairs.“

You can’t exactly call it politics as usual when a candidate asks you not to vote for him. That is what is happening in Blaine, Minnesota’s City Council race.

According to the Associated Press, Paul Herold is asking people to vote for his opponent in the upcoming November election. Herold said he no longer wants to serve the Minneapolis suburb since he landed a new job that will involve a lot of travel and would leave him unable to adequately fullfill his duties on the city council.

Isn’t the idea of a politician not contantly being around appealing to voters? This blog predicts a major backfire.

Is it safe to eat spinach again? America’s 7-year olds hope the answer is no, but U.S. Rep. Sam Farr of California wants to show the publics it really is OK.

According to the Associated Press, he’s so into the message that he scheduled a spinach-eating press conference, during which we can only guess spinach would be eaten. Farr’s plans of spinach eating (and all of a sudden growing big muscles) were dashed when he couldn’t find any spinach in local grocery stores.

The U.S. House of Representatives: When they’re not molesting little boys, they are off being otherwise incompetent.

Here’s a candidate for your quarterback position.

Hey, he at least wore a helmet. That’s light years better than Ben Roethlisberger.

Waaaaay back on August 16, we told you that breast implants can save the life of a person (OK, let’s be honest here–the life of a woman).

Today, on October 4 … we speak this message yet again. This blog does not advocate the implementation of silicone into cars, but it does advocate the lessening of red-light runners.

We at SG don’t like to get very political, mainly because no one wants to believe in our political system of we being totalitarian rulers of the world and annointing Spider-Man as our ruling party’s mascot it makes for bad tact, ultimately.

There are times, though, that make us question how Australia hasn’t devolved into pure chaos … yet. Victoria’s ecret really ought to look into opening some stores over there if they haven’t already.

You know how there are so many negative different family stereotypes? Like, the gay uncle, the racist grandmother, the aunt that’s hopped up on drugs and the pedophile creepy other uncle?

Try a new one: the braces-covered daughter that’s a porn star.

I would totally ask for more rollover minutes if I were them. Of course, it also begs the question of just who actually takes pictures of their child’s new braces?

At least gas prices are going down to offset rising beer prices!