There’s some weird component in us all that makes us wonder how we would deal with the apocalypse. Would we be people of action, stepping up in the moment when we are most needed, or would we be cowering simps, hiding until the worst of it is over? The titular hero of Shaun of the Dead prefers to gather some friends (or acquaintinces) and head over to the pub for a drink in the midst of a gigantic zombie rampage, hoping for said rampage to be over by the time that they’re sufficiently smashed to deal with it. Genius!
Day: October 6, 2006
The Not-so-Nobel prize
Attention U.S. Citizens-I severely hope that your tax dollars have not been used to help fund the prize winning “hiccup cure” team, no matter how horribly you may be plagued with sudden swallows of air.
It pains me to reveal that there’s actually research behind the cure too.
Attention United States citizens
This is your tax dollars at work…..yet again.
Now, to be fair and possibly defend them, Interior is the most boring of all Cabinet-level departments. I mean, what do they deal with, the insides of places?
*rimshot*
The artist currently known as a family man
Now strippers know what it’s like when doves cry. After ranting to said ladies, I wonder if he takes them back to his place to play a game of basketball and eat pancakes?
Incredibly important tech news
Gamers will soon have the ability to control Hillary Duff’s every move–and her dog’s. In a move sure to appeal to the gaming demographic (males ages 14-25), The Sims 2 Pets is going to guest start Hillary Duff and her chihuahua Lola.
Yeah, that’s much more exciting than killing a world full of zombies.
Not like they’ll remember anything, anyway
New research is showing that it’s OK to smoke marijuana because it helps prevent Alzheimer’s. Alcohol is good for the circulatory system, coffee is good for the liver, cigarettes are good for keeping weight offand now pot can actually help prevent a disease?
When is the world of modern medicine going to admit that vices aren’t so bad after all. This blog predicts studies will show crack improves reflexes.
The story above also wins Lead Sentence of the Day for a flagrant crack about hippies.
Red light or red light district?
Are you going to be driving in the U.K. any time soon? Hopefully not.
According to Reuters, those randy English are thinking about sex more than they are about the road. The English fancy a bugger more than they do thoroughfare safety. At least they’re not thinking about tea and crumpets.