Day: October 9, 2006

Put out an APB for a man dressed in a Muslim woman’s clothing. Last seen looking completely incognito since he was in a burka.

And this time, don’t arrest Mrs. Doubtfire or Tootsie by accident!

Kids apparently need to play. Make sure you tell every parent you know.

This has been an SG public service announcement.

First it was your fresh spinach. Now it’s lettuce! Pretty soon, it’ll be issues of The Incredible Hulk!

I think we all know what this really means-the beef industry of America is trying to create a new civil war with vegans across the nation. Remember, you heard it first at SeriouslyGuys!

Those crazy Europeans. If they’re not trying to ban smoking, then they’re celebrating their openness to nudity by covering their unmentionables in their campaign posters. Bet you won’t see Hillary Clinton do that. She’s got modesty.

I’m pretty sure it’s also prevented by the Geneva Convention as well.

France is going to ban smoking in restaurants, hotels, bars and night clubs in February. Anyone who has been to France can predict they are going to be up in arms over this new law.

Here come the riots in Paris again.