Ever wonder why Mickey and Minnie Mouse are so happy? Employees at Disneyland Paris have offered their theory in a digital (and viral) video showing two dressed as the characters simulating sex.
Thus creating a whole new category of reasons to fire employees.
The French think you’re a bunch of dummies. It’s time to start a new riot over there. They’ve had ones over Muslim dress, unemployment, and now it’s time for a new one-hate toward anorexically-challenged people!
Go to Mars! At least you won’t have to deal with the special (specist?) problems and lack of sobriety that this planet tends to have toward your kind.
Those dirty hippy businessmen at Apple have come up with a new biological weapon–a new type of AIDS.
Electronic AIDS.
Bubba the lobster is free once again.
A nearly eight-pound lobster who was sitting in a tank ready to be somebody’s dinner and a half is now free again off the coast of Maine. Because no one catches lobsters there.
