It’s K-Fed, baby. Old McK-Fed wants a farm, e-i-e-i-o.
Day: November 1, 2006
War on animals: Mirrors of mass destruction
A study at the Bronx Zoo (motto: Please Don’t Shoot The Animals) shows that elephants may be aware of themselves. These things can outrun us and weigh over a ton.
Folks, if there is a single greatest threat against humanity, it has to be self-aware elephants.
The tyranny is over!
Let the oppression of white racism be removed now and forever more!
Curb your sexy drinking habits, youngster
The mayor of Edmond, Oklahoma, wants to stop underage drinking. Her plan? Hand out fliers that give a number. Fliers that incidentally enough instruct youngsters to call a phone sex number instead.
At $2.99 per minute, at least they won’t have enough money left over for beer.
You can stop hiding now
Good news: they found the cause of SIDS. We’re off the hook … for now.
Prison: great atmosphere, bar scene
Most people try to avoid prison. Many who are in prison try to break out–probably something about the gang rapes in the showers and the threat of getting stabbed with a shank. But then, there is at least one person who wants to break in. Why?
For the booze. Mmmm, toilet wine!