A few years ago, a U.S. Air Force F-16 accidentally shot an elementary school in New Jersey. Now the school is getting $519,070 in compensation.
It was reported one Air Force pilot told the offending pilot, “You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.”
Use #12,853 of duct tape: Care for and monitor your children while you go to work.
This blog much prefers using scotch tape for such a task. It’s transparent, so your kids can see through it more easily while bound together, and when you take it off, there’s no sticky stuff left over to scrape off of the children.
First it was beer, and now, the infamous “red wine molecule” makes you live longer. What next, drinking straight moonshine won’t make you go blind?
Once again, if a doctor professor said so, then it must be true.
A fairy? A princess? A swan? A pimp? How about a naked jogger with a pumpkin for a head? (WARNING-Picture in article is probably Not Safe For Work)
If you can read this, you should be glad, because that means you probably won’t kill yourself. So quit making out with that shotgun.
Then again, if you are reading SG before you kill yourself, that is some great press for us.
