Should our police officers be high? Should Burger King employees/ pranksters serve our police officers marijuana-laden burgers? You decide today, voter.
Key quote: “‘It gives a whole new meaning to the word Whopper,’ the officers’ attorney, Sam Bregman, said Monday.”
As unofficial members of Reporters Without Borders (RSF), we would like to welcome our 13 new enemies to our s–tlist:
Saudi Arabia
Belarus
Myanmar
China
North Korea
Cuba
Egypt
Iran
Uzbekistan
Syria
Tunisia
Turkmenistan
Vietnam
So, howdy, and you suck. Especially you, Myanmar.
That’s the story. Move along.
Oo! SeriouslyGuys is gonna give a celebrity a nickname! Isn’t that exciting?
Ladies, gentlemen and transgendered, allow me to present: Faith Hillander.
You know, like Zoolander? Only real!
Remember, you heard the nickname here first, no matter what The New York Times (those hacks) claim later.
Isn’t entertainment news so earth-shatteringly important? We think so.
Hey everyone, wanna know another way of effectively dealing with head lice?
Washing your hair, you dirty ape.
For the most part, it was a good day. Unfortunately, the duke of Iceland was labeled a wanksta’, and as such, had to be dealt with accordingly.
And by “accordingly”, I mean “copious bullets throughout the body”.
Actor Neil Patrick Harris, best known for his role as Col. Carl Jenkins in Starship Troopers, has acknowledged to the press that he is gay.
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