This time, they refuse to stop at the macroscopic level, but instead are furthering their weapons of mass destruction at the microscopic level even more!
Remember people–it’s us or them.
Day: November 16, 2006
People of China, rejoice!
Your government has now allowed you access to 0.5% of the internet!
That’s one small step for freedom, and only 99.5% left to walk. I hear you might be actually able to read what either have to think as well.
Is that a barf bag or are you happy to see me?
A man who felt sick to his stomach on a flight was arrested for overt sexual activity on a plane. He had his head on his girlfriend’s lap. One could say they thought he was having SEX ON A PLANE!
It’s about time we started arresting people for feeling sick on a plane. Take your weak stomachs elsewhere!
Finally, a serious sport
The greatest tournament the world has ever seen is finally here, everyone! It’s time for the International World Rock Paper Scissors Championships. True, they’re probably over by now, but where else are you going to get coverage?
Side note: It’s great that one of the people in that picture is dressed like Captain Morgan.