Day: November 17, 2006

The Republicans are getting cocky.

I guess they took a page (::snicker::) from Mark Foley (::suppressed laughter at own’s joke::).

After months of hiding their faces, witchdoctors (whom this blog has declared war against) are back. Recently, a voodoo practitioner in Indonesia has put a hex on President George Bush.

Key quote: “Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the ‘potion’ and smeared some on his face.”

Mmmmm.

Seattle police are now using Craigslist to set up prostitution stings and then arresting the johns and basically ruining Craigslist for everyone. This blog suspects that we have not heard the end of this.

How much devotion to being an audiophile do you have? Not as much as this one, I’d say. Sadly, he doesn’t qualify for a Darwin Award because he still retains a right testicle, and as such, can still reproduce.

Naptime is nothing more than planning time for criminal youngsters. I fully expect one day for a child to be pulled out of the womb and then threaten the doctor to give no bill.

If you’re like The Guys, you are a hopeless romantic who in rare moments of sobriety is looking for ways to show your significant other that you care about them. Well, friends, look no further.

Nothing says, “I’m sorry for the crabs” like naming an artificial reef after her. You’re welcome.