Coming soon: yet another dollar coin

The Susan B. Anthony and Sacagewea dollar coins never caught on with Americans. Now the ever-bored U.S. Mint is preparing to release new golden dollar coins. This time, they’re going to have faces of the U.S. presidents.

The plan calls for four presidents to release per year, much like the state quarters, which release five states each year. Soon, Americans can have a coin with the face of their favorite president, like in 2012, you’ll get the faces of Chester A. Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland again.

According to the U.S. Mint, the final president will be engraved in 2016, the last pick? None other than beloved president Richard M. Nixon. He will have the entire year to himself. This blog is not making that up.

The McBournie Minute: Thanksgiving

As we all know, later this week, it’s Thanksgiving. It’s a time to go home, see your relatives, remember why you don’t see them that often and eat lots of turkey. You watch the parade and at the end, Santa Claus comes out, ushering in the Christmas season.

Got that, sales people?

Listen, toolbags, you’ve been cramming holiday cheer down our holiday throats since before Halloween. You keep extending the Christmas season every year. Before too long, we’ll be breaking out It’s a Wonderful Life around Labor Day. The line has to be drawn somewhere.

That goes for you, too, radio stations that play Christmas music 24/7 for over two months. Give it a rest, no one wants to hear LFO’s version of “Jingle Bells”–at least not since 1997.

Fa la la la la you.