Is that your leg?

Doesn’t having a meal in pitch black sound like fun? Doesn’t not being able to see your date sound like fun? Doesn’t paying for the meal you can’t even see sound like fun? No.

It does give one an excuse to feel around, though.

Al Gore to the rescue

Lindsay Lohan is reaching out for help. Apparently, she thinks former Vice President Al Gore is so good at cleaning up the environment, she wants him to help clean her up. Rather, clean up her image.

Key quote: According to the New York Post newspaper, Lindsay writes: ‘Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me.'”

That ought to be an exciting conversation.