The state that brought you vice presidents that shoot people now wants to give laser sights to blind people.
Fun Quote: “‘This opens up the fun of hunting to additional people, and I think that’s great,’ said Republican Rep. Edmund Kuempel, the bill’s sponsor.”
This week, Iran is investigating the Holocaust.
Next week, they’re looking into the 1969 lunar landing.
No word as to whether they’ll hold a symposium on 9/11 conspiracy theories or not.
Mariah Carey wants to prevent Mary Carey from trademarking her name. Shouldn’t this story have been written like, four years ago when it might have mattered?
The Match-up:
Mary: ran for governorship of California in 2003’s recall election, couldn’t stop the Terminator
Mariah: ran around a mental asylum because she went crazy
Mariah: did “Glitter”, an atrocity that stands for itself
Mary: has done … a lot of things … and people
We’ll let you be the judge of who should “win”. Who do we like? SG takes no sides, but someone who uses an electoral platform of “Porn for pistols” does make us grin.
And this time … they’re out for seed. And your health. Bird flu is back, and this time, with a vengeance. What can we do to stop this? Simple: fight back. Eviscerate the vulture. Rampage the robin. Kick the canary. And yes, even choke the chicken.
Jeep has had their bobble head doll commercials on TV for quite some time now. The genius behind them is that rather than real people driving the cars, it’s bobble head people, they’re not even larger than normal bobble head dolls.
As they drive along, they bob their heads, as bobble head dolls are prone to do. All of that is fine in my book, but the music they play is atrocious.
Assuming they’re aiming these commercials at a younger crowd, it was a good idea to go with a rap song, but how about more than one line in the song. Near as I can understand, the line is “And they bouncin’ in Jeeps on the New York streets.” And they play that one line over and over and over. The latest commercial, with the gas station, shortens the line to “And they bounce” on repeat. The beat in the background has bells in it. What the hell kind of a rap song is this? Alright, time to play my exit music.
Andtheybounceandtheybounceandtheybounceandtheybounce.
