Lindsay Lohan announced today that she has gone a week without drinking, which should not be surprising, because she is 20 years old and no bar would serve an underage girl, right?
Next on Lohan’s to-do list: underwear shopping.
Day: December 12, 2006
Churchill fabulous
Winston Churchill was not only a boozer, a smoker and a leader, turns out he was also a painter. One of his paintings recently sold for over $1 million.
Well, you know how those artsy types are. No wonder he was one of the “Big Three.”
Give her a pat on the back …
… but not with your hand. She might like that one too.
No fair! Now we’re back to being equal on the number of things that we have doubled.
There’s a joke here somewhere … somewhere … somewhere … oh yes: MAN-HANDS.
Just when you thought it was over…
…they pull in some new recruits.
The seas are not safe anymore! Nowhere is safe! Frankly, this blogger says that we should all give in to our new animal overlords, and as such, I humbly offer my services to our new lords and kings to find those dastardly rebel humans.
Better than gingerbread lattes
If you think eating a gingerbread house was as Christmasy as food can get, you are wrong. Head to Chicago and try some reindeer hot dogs. Santa’s got one less to pull his sleigh this year.