“As your senior class president, I promise better lunches, hotter teachers and two A’s for every class.”
Day: December 13, 2006
Dragnet 2006
Okay, so Palm Beach has cops dressing in drag to catch criminals.
No, not for johns or sex predators.
It’s for something even more insidious: drivers who run red lights.
Holy crap! Peter Boyle’s dead!
Subservient Santa
Santa Sez is back, not that this blog knew it actually existed last year. Even so, in the vein of SubservientChicken, Santa will do just about whatever you tell him
This blog’s favorite commands:
-“knock down tree”
-“snakes,” also works for “motorboat” for some reason
Snakes, motorboat
-“jump on chair”
(Courtesy Coleen M.)
Touching both the sky and the seat of a courtroom chair
Think ‘bikinis’ instead of ‘potholes’
A private citizen fed up with bad drivers, hires swimsuit models to stand by the side of the road and remind them how to behave.
Letting it sink in. Letting it sink in.
Yeah, that’ll definitely clear up your traffic problems real quick. I mean, when I think of residential zone speed limits, I automatically think of board shorts, speedoes, and one-pieces. Doesn’t everyone?
Heisman a flight risk
Heisman Trophy winner Troy Smith was not allowed to bring his trophy home with him on the plane. Why? The TSA said it was a security risk.
Damn straight, that little guy on the trophy could jump off and attack people at any moment. Plus, he’s wearing a helmet–never a good sign on a plane.