… win BMW with door cut off.
Day: December 14, 2006
Reason #18,345 for why we shouldn’t screw around with time travel
Don’t like humanity’s wars on both the birds and the mammals? Just try hopping back in time around 125 million years ago to when the two species had been copulating and creating a horrific offspring with the abilities of both families.
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!
Just think of the employee benefits
Are you a member of SG’s favorite crazy country, New Zealand? Are you out of work? Do you need a little pick me up?
Then Durex has an offer for you!
Helpful hint–BOTH PEOPLE MUST PASS THE TEST. And I think you know which test I’m talking about.
Too soon?
For the record, this blog firmly believes dead hookers are always funny.
News Flash: Britney and Paris no more
The Britney Spears and Paris Hilton week of pantyless frivolity is over.
This means the rest of us should return to our normal daily grind. That means no more pills, booze before noon or dumping our kids off at grandma’s for “mental health days.”
Ms. Spears has returned to her usual life of hanging out with some Kim Kardashian chick.
To reiterate, put your panties back on.