Is that a bird in your pocket, or are you just happy to get a $1,000 fine? If you’re trying to cross into the U.S. from Canada, don’t try smuggling birds.
On a related note: “Bird smuggling” is one of the greatest euphemisms seen in the media lately.
If you really like the food, we totally recommend giving some extra walnuts with the tip as well.
The owner of an adult clothing store is caught using a video camera to watch customers in the dressing rooms. No, this isn’t a scene out of a bad ’80s movie; this actually happened.
This week’s dead celebrities are Gerald Ford, James Brown and the Xbox 360.
In other news: dead man walkin’! Dead man walkin’ here!
You may not want to try to get them out of uniform. You don’t know where that kilt has been.
This, since we have such a strong following in Scotland, is a public service message.
