(Bleep) bless you
Posted on January 31, 2007
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The word “god” was bleeped out of an in-flight movie version of The Queen. As far as the censoring company knows, the mistake was made by a trigger-happy censor.
Key quote: “‘A reference to God is not taboo in any culture that I know of,’ Klein said. ‘We excise foul language, excessive violence and nudity.’”
Written by Bryan McBournieSee your name in lights!
Posted on January 31, 2007
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Russia and other former Soviet Republics are holding the Miss Atom beauty pageant for girls who work in the nuclear power industry. Everyone that competes gets a complimentary bottle of vodka…or pink haz-mat suit.
You might be able to say that they’re searching for someone who has that certain glow about her.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorALL YOUR LIGHTBULB ARE BELONG TO US
Posted on January 31, 2007
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The state of California doesn’t like black lightbulbs.
Actually, on second glance, it’s incandescent lightbulbs that aren’t liked.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorFrom the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 31, 1990
Posted on January 31, 2007
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Who would have thought that the Cold War would end with the Soviet Union embracing sweet, sweet democracy?
Oh, that’s right: we did.
Written by Rick SneeExtra dish at lunch
Posted on January 31, 2007
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Ah, the high school days. The friends, the homework, the parties, the streaking students being shocked by police and then getting up and streaking again.
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t remember any streakers in my high school career. I am pretty sure that if anyone had, they would have been subject to ridicule in the ultra-judgmental, prison-like atmosphere.
College, on the other hand ….
Written by Bryan McBournieTravel safety tip
Posted on January 30, 2007
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Want to travel but don’t like the pricey fares you’re finding? Don’t start stowing away in planes. It may not work out that well for you.
Or at least if you’re going to, stay away from the wheel wells.
Written by Bryan McBournieAltruism for all
Posted on January 30, 2007
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Exotic dancers plan a strip-a-thon to raise funds for three young boys suffering from a rare disorder. This is completely and totally outrageous! Won’t someone please think of the children!?
Oh, yeah…that’s right. The strippers are.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorBreaking news!
Posted on January 30, 2007
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In case you were wondering, nude candle pin bowling is not illegal in Maine, thus proving to us how truly sadistic that state really is. Just be careful where you throw your balls. That is all. (Warning: Picture in article may be Not Safe For Work!)
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorHarry shows his wand
Posted on January 30, 2007
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Hacci macci! Harry Potter (a.k.a., Daniel Radcliffe) is going to be nude on a stage. While he may have forgotten he’s a children’s movie star, those children’s parents won’t let him forget:
“One said: ‘We as parents feel Daniel should not appear nude. Our nine-year-old son looks up to him as a role model. We are very disappointed and will avoid the future movies he makes.’”
Yet they were strangely quiet after this scene from the last Potter flick?
Of course, he does have his supporters:
“‘He has tremendous support from Harry Potter fans.’”
Written by Rick SneeB-I-N-G-O directly to jail
Posted on January 30, 2007
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An Arizona grandmother was caught allegedly smuggling marijuana in her truck. Police say they found 200 pounds in the woman’s vehicle. She now faces up to three years in prison and a $150,000 fine.
Why did she do it? To feed her bingo habit.
Written by Bryan McBournie keep looking ยป