Air travel is never fun for anybody. The hassle of security, flight delays, waiting in lines, cramped quarters, surly employees and so on can get just about anyone pissed off.
But no matter how upset you get, no matter how much they might be asking for it. Do not slap the person next to you, especially if that person is a federal air marshal.
This has been an SG public service announcement.
Somewhere among all those mighty tubes and pipes, no matter how often you might feel persecuted, just keep in mind-at least you’re not a sheep.
Life can obviously be very tiring for a new mom. It’s good to see her living up to her challenge as “wanting to be a good mom” by taking her kids out to a nightclub with her. Maternal bonding and all that rot.
The Japanese always have to outperform the United States.
They made our stereos smaller and cars more reliable. They laugh at our reality shows, saying “We eat that crap already, round-eye!” They eat over 50 hot dogs in one minute at our hot dog competitions. Their chefs are iron, while ours are presumably made of human flesh and presented by Bill Shatner.
This new dolphin-based water craft should attact and kill the most annoying of adrenaline-junkies with too much money and time on their hands.
This should help keep the population of annoying sports team owners in check.
Welcome back to SG and happy 2007. Sure, E. coli may have been a problem with food last year, but this year is going to be different. It’s a new year, with new problems.
Like eating cloned food. It’s OK to eat them because they don’t have souls anyway.
