Whoooooooooo likes a spoof? Raise your hand if you do. Everyone else will be shot at dawn. In a world of spies, Nazis, World War II, and random dance numbers, James Bond only wishes he could have had it as good as Val Kilmer (yes, that Val Kilmer) in Top Secret!.
Day: January 5, 2007
Bishop comrade
The Polish Catholic Church has admitted that a bishop within their church is a former communist spy with more than 20-years experience. This seems a bit odd, since communism and religion have always been at odds.
Pretty soon Bishop Stanislaw Wielgus will be preaching about how all the Saints should be equal and without classes.
The internet is for porn and pictures of kittens
It’s the same old story. Boys start internet video site. Boys ban porn from internet video site. Internet video site loses traffic. Executives flee internet video site like rats from a sinking ship.
The moral: “It’s probably porn that people want.”
New license regulations
Last time SG checked, stripping was not a required part of a driver’s license exam, although you do get extra credit if you can keep both hands on the wheel.
A doggone tale
This story isn’t as uncommon as people think. I’m sure many dogs are run over by tractor trailers, their remains dragged 1,300 miles or more in the wheel-well.
Oh, and good morning!
It ain’t cool to pee your pants
If you haven’t found the time for potty-training, here’s a story that’ll make you crap or get off the pot.
Sorry, Billy Madison, but you’re going to jail.
The sky is falling
A strange, rock-like object fell from the sky and hit Freehold Township, New Jersey. It’s roughly the size of a golf ball and it’s about as heavy as a can of soup.
In other news, God announced he has finally passed that kidney stone that’s been bothering him lately.